Ummmmm

Am I doing this right? Do I just sit here? Is this going to relax me? It doesn't feel relaxing. What did she say about Beginner's Mind? How long do monks do this for? I don't feel enlightenment, when does that happen? Has it been twenty minutes yet?
 
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